Have you ever met a 20-year-old American can do the following?

1. Not video games. 2. Not to mention pirates / vampires / zombies / crafts space / aliens / Bob Sponge Bob? 3. Independent thought that is not influenced by the media? 4. Do not watch TV reality stupid? 5. Watches that is not baseball, basketball, soccer American sports? 6. No more South Park / Family Guy / Futurama? View Real educational programs and newspapers and Colbert show?

You just described ME, at 14. This disbelief continues until today.

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